Potion Index

Class 1: Harmless

Example: Chocolate milk mixed with peanut butter. May contain only 1 ingredient.

Class 2: Suspicious

Example: Maple syrup mixed with mashed potatoes and orange juice. Survivable.

Class 3: Questionable

Example: Having a paper tray of nachos, and pouring an entire carton of chocolate milk in it. Notice how the milk turns tan, from the hamburger meat.

Class 4: Severe

Example: Meat/chicken soaked in chocolate milk, fruits/veggies, and/or sauces. A true biohazard.

Class 5: Security Threat

Technically doesn't exist, but it can if it has to. Has to meet these requirements: If so, the national security level may be raised to DEFCON 3.

• -Consistency: Slimy, sticky, clumpy, or bubbly.
• -Smell: Rotten, putrid, or sulfuric.
• -Ingredients: More than 6-7.
• -Color: Black, brown, or any color that is not natural.


• Extra notes for ingredients:

  -Chewed up food, saliva, fingernail clippings, scabs, and any form of human waste.

Class 6: [REDACTED]

Does not exist either, however it can exist. It can only exist if it meets these requirements:
-Contains: Molten metal
-Is radioactive